January 2010
15 posts
So I have a strong feeling that I got rejected...
Dear Admissions Committee:
Having reviewed the many rejection letters I have received in the last few weeks, it is with great regret that I must inform you I am unable to accept your rejection at this time. This year, after applying to a great many colleges and universities, I received an especially fine crop of rejection letters. Unfortunately, the number of rejections that I can accept is...
Shit. I'm a psychopath. Are you? →
Characteristics of a Psychopath
superficial charm
self-centered & self-important
need for stimulation & prone to boredom
deceptive behavior & lying
conning & manipulative
little remorse or guilt
shallow emotional response
callous with a lack of empathy
living off others or predatory attitude
...
"Sometimes I think it would be better to kill... →
- Gay man from Malawi.
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Hearing stuff like this saddens me like you don’t know what. If I ever meet this guy or meet someone who says something similar, this is what I would say to him or her:
You are human and they are all wrong for not treating you as a human. That is the truth. You do not have an illness. Those prescribing you with an illness...
“We did it, not because we knew we could win, but because we had to try. It...”
– Sarah Weddington on arguing Roe v. Wade
Inspirational.
New Fictional Crush: Lisbeth Salander
Black Label Podcast with Matt Lennon
The Black...
Looking Younger Than Your Age May Mean Longer Life →
So today while I was at the pharmacy chilling with George and Nancy this one blonde guy walks up to the cash register to pick up his refill and two cokes. Automatically when he looked at me, he went “Oh are you Priti’s daughter?!” like the million other people who come to the pharmacy who assume I’m the pharmacist’s eldest daughter just because I’m brown. Me...
Officials in New York City Printed Up a How-To...
Officials in New York City spent $32,000 printing up a how-to handbook for addicts offering tips on the “proper” way to shoot heroin. What sort of pointers does the pamphlet give?
My Own Block
I’m supposed to be writing an essay on why pharmacy and why UT college of pharmacy. I have ideas. It is not a block where my ideas are not being watered upon. I have plenty of ideas but people might interpret them to be weeds. Don’t they realize roses have thorns too and that humans prick them off before giving them to other humans.
Indian guys from India are disgusting and typical....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: my dick
You: already?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: last gal offered me cam sex
Stranger: and i didn't have a cam to reciprocate
You: oh
You: then why are you on here
You: you should be out there watering the plants
Stranger: been there, done that
Stranger: and it's 4 am here
You: plants need water though
Stranger: when did i ever deny that?
You: true
Stranger: tell me something secret abt urself
Stranger: and don't make it up
You: i have no secrets
Stranger: kk
Stranger: tell me somethin interesting abt urself
You: I have a clit
You: and sometimes people play harmonica on it
Stranger: srsrly?
You: no
Stranger: u a gal?
You: unfortunately for me & fortunately for you
Stranger: y is it unfortunate 4 u?
You: i get to meet wanked up people like you
Stranger: what makes u think i am wanked up?
You: nothing personal
Stranger: hell, what exactly does that mean anyway?
Stranger: i knw
You: you're mad aren't you
Stranger: and btw u cud still meet people like me even if u were a guy
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't get angry easily
Stranger: knw what i mean
Stranger: i take gud care of myself
You: i'm sure you do
Stranger: u really a gal?
You: why are you doubting it now
Stranger: coz u r still chatting wid me
Stranger: even though u sound lyk a gal 2 me
You: i am really that bored
Stranger: guess what, me 2
You: and we all need good and bad people in our life
Stranger: try www.bored.com
Stranger: u not counting me among the bad people, rite?
You: why do you srsly care?
You: i'm just a stranger
Stranger: so aftr all we do have something in common
Stranger: i don't really care
You: what do we have in common?
Stranger: just making small talk
Stranger: that we r both bored
You: yep
Stranger: bored people find omegle
You: true
Stranger: how old r yeh?
You: old enough to pee
You: u?
Stranger: 1?
Stranger: u tell me 1st dear
You: so you could add two years to my age and claim that to be yours
You: um...no sir
Stranger: kk
Stranger: am 19
Stranger: u?
You: 21. Wow what a coincidence.
Stranger: ironic really
Stranger: i'll be 20 next month
You: that's good
Stranger: btw happy new yr
You: same to you
Stranger: u seem lyk nyc gal
You: new york?
Stranger: bet u have lots of frnds
You: what makes you say that
Stranger: and boys hitting on u all the tym?
Stranger: i flatter myself
Stranger: i believe am quite a good judge of peopel's character
You: eh...you could be right
Stranger: so if u have really been acting urself this whole time
Stranger: that makes me say it
You: but I hate New York
You: I'm always myself
You: I don't know how to be anybody else
Stranger: Hi Marshall Ericsson
You: who's that
Stranger: u just nevr know on omegle
Stranger: u don't follow HIMYM?
You: ?
You: are you looking for a lost love or something
Stranger: How I Met Your Mother
You: ooooh that show!
You: i watch big bang instead
Stranger: i haven't evr been in love
Stranger: atleast i think not
Stranger: oh i follow big bang too
Stranger: let you in on a little secret
Stranger: am like that jewish guy
Stranger: i forget his name
You: lol. He's cute.
You: Holowitz
Stranger: the one from MIT
Stranger: yaa
Stranger: character wise
You: the guy that lives with his mom and who's always horny
Stranger: that's y u find me wanked up
Stranger: xactly
Stranger: and when i say am lyk him
Stranger: i mean intellectually too
Stranger: even if rite now am saying so myself
You: you go to MIT?
Stranger: and have no way to prove it
Stranger: no, IIT
Stranger: it's the best in my nation
Stranger: only abt 1% of aspirants make it
Stranger: and abt 5 lakh appear
You: you're an Indian guy
Stranger: yeah
You: that is such a coincidence
Stranger: that was quick
Stranger: what's the coincidence?
You: nothing
You: then why are you on omegle?
You: shouldn't you be studying to take away American jobs
Stranger: coz my colg starts monday
Stranger: making the last of these hols
Stranger: and i'm not interested in coming to ur country
Stranger: i have got enough opportunities here
Stranger: and respect for my talent
Stranger: so what do u do?
You: I talk to strangers
Stranger: lol
You: didn't you read the banner
Stranger: no
Stranger: what's that?
You: the thing on top of our chat thing
Stranger: what abt it?
You: that's what I do
You: but other than that
You: I guess you could say I'm an artist
Stranger: that's exotic
Stranger: artist as in u paint?
You: not like painter, picasso type
You: i mean i do paint
You: but that's not what i do all the time
Stranger: hmm
You: I'm a student too
Stranger: u r diversified
Stranger: u study what?
You: well if i told you my field of study, I would be insulting it
You: so let's just say that I study cures and how to get them
Stranger: is that ur fancy way of saying doctor?
You: I'm studying to be a person that cures people
You: well doctor is a general term
You: doctor could mean medical doctor
You: it could also mean doctor of philosophy which is nothing like a medical doctor
You: or it could mean doctor of pharmacy
Stranger: i meant medical doctor
You: Nope. I am not studying to be that
Stranger: let me put it this way
You: I am studying to be a person that cures people
Stranger: when i asked u
Stranger: what do u do?
Stranger: i meant
Stranger: for a living
Stranger: ??
You: I'm a student
Stranger: so u r a dependent?
You: yep.
Stranger: on?
You: my guardian
Stranger: i.e.?
You: there is no i.e. A guardian is a guardian
Stranger: kewl
You: so after you do your IT thing
You: are you going to marry?
Stranger: ofcourse
Stranger: y not
Stranger: not immediately afterwards though
Stranger: will probably do a MBA first
You: of course
You: describe your dream girl
Stranger: hm
You: I like to collect such descriptions
Stranger: u a match-maker?
You: nope
Stranger: or trying to cure me of something?
You: i'm just interested in what you have to say so shoot
Stranger: kk
Stranger: here goes
Stranger: let's start with the basic instincts first
Stranger: she should be hot
Stranger: not trashy though
Stranger: beautiful, pretty, charming
Stranger: lively, attractive
Stranger: i want her to be younger than me
Stranger: so that she respects me
Stranger: understands me
Stranger: i want our emotional wavelength to match
Stranger: she should have deep respect for my talent and intellect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.