| Me: | Be sure to refrigerate the antibiotics and shake well before using it |
| Drunk Middle Aged Guy: | okay |
| Me: | Has the patient taken the medication before? |
| Drunk Middle Aged Guy: | I don't know. I'm just a courier. <laughs> |
| Me: | <logs in consultation as a yes> |
| Drunk Middle Aged Guy: | What do you call a deer with no eyes? |
| Me: | <my overused wtf expression> |
| Drunk Middle Aged Guy: | No eye i-deer! |
| Me: | <pauses and then finally gets it> lols |
| cheesy. |