1. How do you make a fairy moan? You tink’er’bell.

2. Are those b cups or tea cups?

3. hey baby wanna chitty chitty bang bang

4. Hey Cinderella, wanna go back to my castle and bibbidi-bobbidi-boo tonight?

5. Hey beauty. Wanna see my beast?

6. I really wanna hakuna your ma-tata’s ;)

7.  Is that Pinocchio in your pants or are you just happy to see me

8. i got 101 dalmatians but you can be my favorite bitch

9. We’ll go on a magic carpet ride. Then you can rub my lamp to let my genie out

10. when i take you out you can be a lady and when i take you home you can be a tramp.

11. this must be Toy Story, cause girl you givin’ me a Woody.

Twitter always gets so interesting in the night time. I think that’s when the freaks come out. In the morning the trending topics concern current events in the news or celebrities. Then nighttime rolls around and people come up with incongruous trending topics like #thingsblackpeopleareafraidof & #disneypickuplines. I could use a good laugh through this tweeting.